BIG FOOT, TALL TALE

Malaysian wildlife officials are claiming that rumors of a baby Bigfoot (which, I presume, doesn’t have feet which are quite so big) being captured are nothing more than an urban legend. According to a Malaysian newspaper, “Bigfoot Fever” has gripped that country ever since last December when three over-sized beasts were spotted in the Johor forest reserve in southern Malaysia. Since then, various expeditions have trekked into the jungles in search of the creatures, culminating in the supposed capture of one in the town of Kota Tinggi two weeks ago. Unfortunately, government officials deny having caught one of the creatures, claiming that the entire tall tale has been fabricated by people hoping to lure more tourists to the the rainforests of southern Malaysia. (Breitbart.com)