DON’T BE SCARED, BE PARANOID

While June 6, 2006 (6/6/06) will probably not be remembered for much more than being a great day to release Hollywood movies about devil children and religious raptures, there are many freaked out folks around the world who believe that some kind of traumatic attack will be perpetrated on that date by the occult-obsessed global elite. And if you’re even a little bit worried, don’t read the “6 Things You Must Know About June 6, 2006” posted at ThreeWorldWars.com, which includes these numerologically significant events: June 6 is 222 days from the Muslim riots in Paris; 333 days from the London tube bombings; 777 days from the foiled Sears Tower attack. They also have supposedly significant dates for the numbers 444, 555, and 666, but they seem to be desperately grasping at straws. For example, June 6 is also 555 days from the date Nov. 28, 2004, which was the 333rd day of the year, with 33 days remaining, but so the fuck what?