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Last week I reported that eating extremely large amounts of red hot chili peppers might prevent prostate cancer. This week I have even better news and a much easier method of warding off the disease. A team of researchers in Australia have concluded that masturbating as often as possible while you are young also somehow helps prevent prostate cancer. Based on the surveys of over 2300 men suffering from the disease, the team concluded that the protective effect of masturbation at its greatest if a man ejaculates more than five times per week during his twenties. The researchers speculate that ejaculation flushes out the build up of carcinogens. (New Scientist)