I’M TOO SEXY FOR MY PANTS

Pants manufacturer Jockey has finally designed a pair of pants which will move with the wearer’s skin in order to always cover up the crack in a man’s ass and never expose innocent bystander’s to the horrors of plumber’s butt (or “builder’s bum “ as this seems to be called in the UK.) 6,000 male bodies were measured in order to create a “stay put” shape which will prevent the pants from creeping below the beltline. “The builder`s bum... is officially going to be a thing of the past,” stated the triumphant spokesperson for Jockey. (UTV Newswoom)