SMELLS LIKE DEAD SPIRIT

The wait is almost over for all you Kurt Cobain fans wondering when your dead hero will finally be releasing some new material. According to psychic Victoria Bullis writing in the magazine Stuff, Cobain will be reborn within 15 years as a child prodigy of classical piano. Bullis also revealed that Cobain spent his last lifetime on Earth “tortured and depressed” because of a previous life in the 16th century when he “herded a bunch of people into the dungeon underneath a castle and let them all suffocate.”