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But if two years of studying seems like too much of a chore, why not just go online for your credentials? The Universal Life Church which for years has been turning anyone who will pay into an ordained minister, is now offering you the opportunity to reach the rank of Jedi Knight without doing any of the hard work. “To become a Jedi requires a profound commitment and astute mind,” explains the website.”The life of a Jedi is one of personal sacrifice. To train they live a life of simplicity and adhere to the Jedi Code which forbids material possession and emotional attachments.” On the other hand, you could just skip all that and order your Jedi Knight certificate at ULC.org. May the force be with you!