8.24.2005

DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW THAT NOBODY LISTENS TO YOU?

Researchers at MIT have come up with an invention which will let you know if the person on the other end of a cellphone conversation gives a rat’s ass about what you’re talking about or not. The “Jerk-O-Meter” is a piece of software which will analyze the speech patterns and voice tones of the person you’re talking to and show you a rating on a scale from 0 to 100 as to how engaged the person on the other end of the phone is. The program uses mathematical algorithms to measure levels of stress and empathy in a peron’s voice in order to make its rating. “It’s an academically proven thing,” claims Anmol Madan, the MIT engineer who led this project. “There are a bunch of academic papers published about this.” (Associated Press)

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