WILL THE ALARM GO OFF IF SOMEONE TRIES TO COP A FEEL?

A British company has created a bikini with a built in timer which will remind you to flip over every 15 minutes and wake you up in case you fall asleep on the beach. According to the company which developed this technological leap, the Tan-Timer bikini is aimed at the 59% of beachgoers who claim they have fallen asleep while suntanning. (The Guardian UK)