AND IT’LL BITE YOUR FAT ASS IF YOU TRY TO OPEN THE FRIDGE

Robotics engineers at MIT are creating a robot guard dog to help you stay on your diet. The robot dog will be wirelessly connected to your scale, pedometer, and an electronic diary of your eating habits and exercise routine. The dog will then crunch the numbers and let you know when its time to say no to that next slice of cheesecake or get back on that stairmaster. (New Scientist)