YOUR PENIS OR YOUR LIFE

Romanian authorities are searching for a man who ran away from the emergency room after doctors told him his penis would have to be amputated.The unidentified 42-year-old man’s sorry tale began after losing a drunken bet and placing a metal ring around his penis. After two day of unsuccessfully trying to remove the ring, the man finally took his now misshapen and discoloured willy to seek medical attention. The news was not good. The doctors told him that the blood supply to his penis had been cut off for too long and his little friend was now suffering from gangrene. They then informed him that the only medical option was an amputation to stop the necrosis from spreading to the rest of his body. Instead, the man fled the hospital in horror and and hasn’t been heard from since. (Darwin Awards)