EXTREMELY DESPERATE WOMAN WANTED

A 45-year-old man in Oklahoma has caused a stir in his small town after putting a sign on his lawn offering $1000 for a virgin bride between the ages of 12 and 24. After complaints from his neighbours the man put up a new sign which didn’t include the ages, but specified that he was not looking for a “pig-worshipping, heathen, white-supremacist wife.” (AP)