IF I’VE SAID IT ONCE I’VE SAID IT A MILLION TIMES - DON’T HIDE MONEY IN THE GARBAGE

An exceptionally lucky man in Japan had 5 million yen ($42,210) returned to him last week after his wife threw the money away because he had hidden it in a garbage can. (Insert the modern equivalent of “Duh!” here). After his pleas to police, the money was found in a local landfill and returned to him. (Reuters)