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A top commander in the Iranian military has proposed turning the former U.S. embassy in Tehran into the “Great Satan Park” -- a place showcasing everything that is wrong with America (according to Iran, anyway). “We would be able to nicely show off the American crimes to citizens strolling in the park,” said General Mir-Faisal Bagherzadeh. (News24.com)