FINALLY A BOOK YOU CAN READ WHILE YOU’RE DRIVING

It would seem that the majority of drivers in this country don’t need help being assholes, but nevertheless a new book has been written to do just that. “The Bad Driver’s Handbook: Hundreds of Simple Manoeuvres to Frustrate, Annoy and Endanger Those Around You,” includes chapters titles like this: Bribes, Threats and Other Secrets to Getting Your License; Intimidating Pedestrians; Making Your Car Louder; Turn Signals: Why Give Up the Element of Surprise?; and Driving When You Can No Longer See.