HOLY GIRL-ON-GIRL ACTION BATMAN!

Because the audience for comics consists mainly of horny-but-frustrated young teenage boys, DC Comics has announced it will resurrect Batwoman as a lesbian in a series to begin this July. A straight-faced spokesperson for DC claimed this marketing schtick wasn’t simply about the sex, saying that “We’re trying for overall diversity in the DC universe. We have strong African-American, Hispanic and Asian characters. We’re trying to get a better cross-section of our readership and the world.” Uh-huh... I’m not sure how exactly they plan to squeeze hot lesbian sex into the crime-fighting antics of my new favorite superhero, but I can’t wait for the movie... (CBC)