IF YOU WANT TO SEE BALLS YOU’LL HAVE TO WATCH THE GAME

While the trees in Germany are getting pissed on, the girls who will let you piss on them for a price are also suffering. According to the prostitutes in Berlin and Munich, the much-anticipated rush of horny soccer fans to Germany’s brothels has failed to materialize. “Business is pretty dead, even the regulars stay away because of all the crowds and the hype,” said dominatrix Karolina Leppert. As hindsight is 20/20, the sex workers now realize that travelling all the way to Germany and forking out cash for game tickets is already expensive enough, leaving fans with little disposable cash for a happy ending. (Reuters)