NOT EVEN THE BEST TEAM ON EARTH, LET ALONE THE GALAXY

By the time you read this England may already have bowed out of the World Cup Tournament, but if not, don’t get your hopes up too high, as aliens have told a British woman that England won’t advance beyond the quarterfinals. “I am sorry if it’s not what the fans want to hear. We don’t mean to upset any English fans but the reality is what is given,” said Stephany Cohen, 42, who claims that aliens from Sirrus D gave her the news... (ThisIsLocalLondon.co.uk)