FOR MY NEXT TRICK I WILL SEPARATE FOOLS FROM THEIR MONEY

Illusionist David Copperfield claims to have found a “Fountain of Youth” on one of the islands he owns in the Bahamas. “I’ve discovered a true phenomenon,” he said in an interview with Reuters. “You can take dead leaves, they come in contact with the water, they become full of life again. ... Bugs or insects that are near death, come in contact with the water, they’ll fly away. It’s an amazing thing, very, very exciting.” Copperfield says he has hired biologists and geologists to test the water and its effects on humans before he will let anyone swim in it or drink it.