DISGUSTING FILTH IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER

Check out the inside front cover of that Ikea catalogue you were sent last month. Take a second look at the dog lying on the couch with the family. Despite a new internet legend which claims that Ikea must have doctored the photo to make the dog appear to have a huge human wang, a spokesperson from Ikea was adamant that the effect is simply an optical illusion seen only by those whose minds are deeply entrenched in the gutter. “It really is just a dog with its leg on the couch — nothing else,” Ikea’s Eva Stal told a Swedish newspaper. (UPI)