TIME FOR A JIHAD ON INTOLERANCE

A car dealership in Ohio is rethinking its advertising campaign after word leaked out that they were planning a “jihad” themed sales event including “Fatwa Fridays” with free rubber swords for the kids. “They are planning on launching a jihad on the automotive market and their representatives would be wearing burqas,” explained Adnan Mirza of the Council of American-Islamic Relations. He called the ads “reprehenisble” and promised that the Council would be contacting the dealership to “offer some kind of cultural or sensitivity awareness training.” (Reuters)