DO ME LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW

Who would’ve guessed that the threat of nuclear annihilation makes people horny? At least that’s true in South Korea, where that country’s condom manufacturers report that sales skyrocketed during the week after North Korea carried out their nuclear test. The country’s “Love Motels” also saw a sharp rise in business and the online reservations are booked solid for the next month. “People tend to have urges to procreate in times of extreme situations,” explained the head of Korea’s Institute for Sex Education. “Stress is released through sex ... it’s one of the top 10 reasons why sex is good for the body.” (Associated Press)