IF THE ANAL PROBE DOESN’T FIT, YOU MUST ACQUIT

If you’ve been abducted by aliens and are ready to sue for damages there is a lawyer in Germany willing to take your case. “There’s quite obviously demand for legal advice here,” claims Jens Lorek. “The trouble is, people are afraid of making fools of themselves in court.” Lorek hopes to take advantage of a German law which gives state compensation to kidnap victims. (Reuters)