MEN ARE ALL ALIKE, EVEN IF THEY’RE FISH

From the extremely strange scientific experiments department, researchers at a Swiss University have concluded that fish can be turned on by fish pornography. The scientists (if you can call them scientists and still keep a straight face) showed 17 male stickleback fish two different films, one showing a flirtatious courtship between a male and female stickleback, the other simply showing a male caring for his brood. After the foreplay, the researchers found that the fish who had seen the "soft porn" ejaculated much more sperm than the fish who watched the boring film. Unfortunately, they didn't explain how they managed to get a fish to watch a film, nor how they actually measured the volume of fish sperm. (New Scientist)