THE BEST REASON YET TO START THAT DIET

According to Dr. J. Francois Eid, director of the Male Sexual Function Unit of New York Presbyterian Hospital, eating fatty foods that lead to cholesterol-saturated blood and hardened arteries will shorten your penis. Studies showed that blood supply is reduced when arteries are lined with cholesterol, and this lack of blood has a dramatic effect on penis size. Dr. Eid claims "for every 35 pounds of weight loss, there is an apparent increase in penile length of 1 inch" Hmmm, that means I could weigh 28 pounds but have a 10-inch-dick...groovy. (AP)