SEND THE SAVINGS TO THE POOR DEHYDRATED CHILDREN OF THE WORLD WHO DON’T LIVE WITHIN A HALF A BLOCK OF A COFFEE SHOP

If you’re life is so tiny and pathetic that it would give you some glee to cut into the profits of Starbucks you might want to look up the term “Ghetto Latte” on the web. This minor scam involves buying a lower-end basic drink at Starbucks and then using their free condiments to create a more luxurious end user experience. According to people who care, you could, for example, buy a double shot of espresso on ice and add free milk and sugar until you have a pseudo-iced coffee for about half the price. Or, even better, hold the ice, add more milk and pop the drink in a microwave for the full-on “Ghetto Latte” which, supposedly, has been judged favorably in taste tests against “real” lattes.