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Experts in the field of genetically-modified animals and bio-engineered clones have warned that the next step in their science will be to create “zombie” animals which will be completely oblivious to the harsh surroundings of the factory farms in which they are bred. Professor Ben Mephan of Nottingham University, former member of England’s Agriculture, Environment Biotechnology Commission, warned that the impact of the new breed of “farmyard freaks” could be huge, and claimed that GM scientists are currently trying to develop ways in which to remove the stress and aggression genes from animals such as cows, pigs and chickens in order to turn them into “complacent zombies,” which would be unable to feel the suffering of “normal” farm animals on their way to slaughter. (The Daily Mail)