LIFE IS CHEAP

If you’re looking for a new life keep an eye open at eBay where you might be able to score a deal like the one last week which saw an Australian dude sell his life for a measly $6,000. Under the heading “New Life For Sale!!” 24-year-old Nicael offered to give you all his possessions (including name, phone number, surfboard, and a nice lamp which your ex-girlfriend bought you), teach you his skills (surfing, fire twirling, handstanding), introduce you to his friends (and eight potential lovers), and a slacker lifestyle which includes a part-time job delivering fruit, six jokes, and two months of on-call support.