MONEY CAN’T BUY YOU LOVE, BUT IT CAN GET YOU A LOT OF SEX

Time once again for the latest news from the “tell us something we don’t already know” branch of scientific research. A study of 600 extremely wealthy men and women has come to the shocking conclusion that massive wealth is good for your sex life. The survey, titled “Money as an Aphrodisiac — Being Rich Means Getting Lucky on Your Own Terms,” questioned men and women with an average net worth of $89 million, and found that 84 percent of rich women and 63 percent of rich men say that having money has improved their sex lives. You don’t say? Makes you wonder about those who haven’t been getting any luckier despite being extremely wealthy. Perhaps they are also extremely ugly... (Fox News)