YOUR PROBLEMS ARE ALL UP YOUR ASS

I don’t claim to have the answers to your psychological problems, but I’m quite sure that being sexually assaulted with a toilet brush isn’t going to solve them. But I guess I don’t know what Dr. Juan Ernesto Tejeda Rosario knows. He’s a 63-year-old psychiatrist who has been banished from ever practising his bizarre style of therapy again after several charges of sexual assault were brought against him by two male patients. And yes, unfortunately, the toilet brush incident was one of them. Sorry to plant that image in your brain, but that’s the risk you take when you choose to read this column. (CBC)