THE AVERAGE TV SHOW IS A BORING WASTE OF TIME

A British documentary called “Human Footprint” has crunched the numbers and calculated the average amount of almost everything in our lives. For example, during the average lifespan of 2,475,576,000 seconds, the average human will eat an average of 10,000 chocolate bars, drink 15,000 pints of milk, smoke 77,000 cigarettes, shed 121 pints of tears, take 7,163 baths and have sex an average of 4,200 times. However, they didn’t bother to calculate how many hours the average person will waste watching pointless documentaries about useless statistics. (Channel4.com)