UNFORTUNATELY YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE TO SELL SOME OF YOUR ACTION FIGURES TO PAY FOR THIS

At last there is hope for the world’s dorky computer geeks who are finding it difficult to lose their virginity. A Dutch escort agency has set up a service specifically for nerds who work in that country’s IT sector. "They are very sweet but are afraid of seeking contact with other people. They mean very well but are very scared,” explained Zeo Vialet, who came up with the idea of a three-hour session with one of five women who have been specially trained to meet the needs of virgins. "You better practise before having a girlfriend,” warned Zoe, because “there is nothing more terrible than dying as a virgin." (Ananova)