PULL UP A TOMBSTONE AND STAY AWHILE

This week’s tale of instant karma comes from the town of Merrillville, Indiana, where a drunk and stupid 22-year-old man decided to vandalize the local graveyard by toppling over the headstones. Did I mention he was drunk and stupid? Because a few hours later he had to be pulled out from under a 1,000-pound tombstone which had crushed his legs and knocked him unconscious. The five officers who were needed to rescue him from his little mishap then went on to charge him with criminal trespassing, mischief and public intoxication. He’ll also have to pay for the $8,400 in damages he caused. (AP)