WHAT BETTER WAY TO CELEBRATE YOUR MANHOOD THAN TO BE SCREWED OVER BY A USELESS GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEE?

The City of Montreal has been ordered to pay $20,000 to a family who suffered a “party from hell” thanks to a drunk janitor at the cultural centre where the family was trying to celebrate a bar mitzvah. Instead of making sure everything was running smoothly at the venue, the janitor spent his work day sexually harassing the female guests, stealing ice from the machine and trying to sell it to the family, and refusing to put toilet paper in the bathrooms. When several paraplegic guests got trapped in a broken elevator, the janitor did nothing, and when a member of the band suffered a heart attack, the janitor claimed not to know the address of the cultural centre during the 911 call. Having survived the worst party of their lives, the family lodged a complaint with the city in order to receive an apology. Instead, the city wrote a 40-page defense statement in which they accused the family of lying about being Jewish. (CBC)