GENETICALLY PROGRAMMED TO BE UNEMPLOYED

Lazy-ass slackers in Denmark have decided to blame their genes for their inablity to get out of bed in the morning and have formed the “B-Society” for people who hate to follow the timetable set by society. According to the group, A-people are those go-getters who get up bright and early and get to work. Meanwhile, B-people are genetically programmed to be more alert later in the day. "We're calling for an uprising against the tyranny of early rising," states the society’s manifesto. Not suprisingly, the group already boasts several thousand members after just six months in operation. (BBC)