THIS IS WHY BABIES CRY

It’s been a bad week to be born. First, the New Zealand government had to stop a couple from naming their baby “4real,” then a couple of devout Republicans named their baby “Georgebush” (yes, one word), and, not to be outdone, new parents in Kansas called their child “Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K,” with Urhines being prounced as “your highness.” (Neatorama.com)