DO MY TITS LOOK FAT?

From the “Killing Two Birds With One Stone” department comes news that it may soon be possible to remove the excess fat from your stomach or ass and use it to enlarge your breasts. The procedure, dubbed Celution, involves removing unwanted fat using a standard liposuction procedure, extracting the stem cells from the fat, and then injecting them into your breasts, which then encourage the breast tissue to grow over a period of six months. If perfected the procedure will cost no more than a standard boob job and take less than one hour to complete. (BBC)