10.30.2007

STILL NO CURE FOR PARANOID DELUSIONS

If you’re being harassed by God, Satan, Aliens, Zombies, Bigfoot, or Death (or if David Letterman is hypnotizing you through the TV), a mere five bucks will get a restraining order against any of the above-mentioned evils at ParanormalRestrainingOrders.com.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Read more on paranoid delusion: http://www.matrimonyxpress.com/2008/01/singles/clerumbaults-syndrome/