CRUNCHES ARE FOR SUCKERS

And if you really, really, really must have six-pack abs you can now blow between $4,000 and $7,000 for a surgical procedure know as “abdominal etching.” The technique is a form of liposuction which will suck out the layer of fat that stands between you and your infomercial-grade abdominal muscles. Good luck, chubby! (Wall Street Journal)