JUST TRYING TO LIVE THE AMERICAN DREAM

For some reason a recurring story in the past couple of years has been numbskulls trying to use novelty million dollar bills in order to get rich quick. This time it’s Alexander Smith, 31, who tried to open a bank account in Clearwater, South Carolina, by depositing the million dollar funny money. He was promptly arrested for forgery and a bonus charge of disorderly conduct after cursing at the teller for not accepting his offer. (USA Today)