HOW TO WASTE BEER

So your New Year’s Resolution was to stop drinking so much but you’ve still got a basement full of home-brewed beer? What to do, what to do? Well, according to the interwebs, there are at least nine useful things you can do with beer besides drinking it: marinate meat in it, help grass grow, kill slugs and snails, kill mice, calm a stomach-ache, polish gold, bathe in it, polish wood furniture, and cook with it. Or just dump it over the head of the next idiot who tries to waste beer with any of the above methods. (Gomestic.com)