JUNK IN THE TRUNK

A Chinese woman will be losing her place in the Guiness Book of World Records after allowing surgeons to remove the world’s largest tumour from her butt. The 4-foot, 5-inch, 99 pound tumour weighed more than the patient, who said that she had originally had the growth removed when she was only twelve and it was only the size of an egg, but 10 years later the growth reappeared and “started growing like crazy.” (Ananova)