SMIRTING WITH SINBADS

The Sun newspaper in London has compiled a handy guide of new words for you to squeeze into the conversation in 2008. The list includes Heavage (breasts that are so large they need a specially-designed bra for support); Blamestorming (getting in a group, discussing why something went wrong and then deciding whose fault it was); Smirting (flirting between smokers forced outside by smoking bans); Nonebrity (someone who ends up a minor celebrity despite having no obvious talent); Mouse Potato (someone who spends all their time at home surfing the net); Scummy Mummy (the opposite of a yummy mummy, or MILF); Probo (professional hobo, someone who makes their living from begging); and Sinbad (Single Income, No Boyfriend And Desperate).