1.28.2008

WORDS FOR THE CUNNING LINGUIST

I found a few new words for you to crowbar into conversation this week. Mammaquatia: the bobbing or jiggling of a woman's breasts when she walks, dances, or exercises; Faunoiphilia; an abnormal desire to watch animals copulate; Sacifricosis: the practice of absentmindedly fiddling with your genetalia through your pants pockets; and Ozoamblyrosis: loss of sexual appetite because your partner has wicked body odour. And there are plenty more words you’ll never use at Homepage.mac.com/AlexHarrell/words.html

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