THERE IS NO GOD BUT YODA

If nobody wants to be your friend you can always join the Jedi Church, founded in 2003 by two dorky brothers in the UK and just now receiving the media attention that they really don’t deserve. Barney and Daniel Jones (aka Master Jonba Hehol and Master Morda Hehol) plan to hold regular church services to honour the good knights of the Star Wars franchise. They say their services will include sermons on "the Force," light sabre training, and meditation techniques. Join them you can at Jedi-Church.co.uk.