TODAY IS JUST MILDY DEPRESSING, WITH A SLIGHT CHANCE OF ANGST

Congratulations! The fact that you’re reading this means that you’ve survived the most depressing day of the year. This is according to psychologist Dr. Cliff Arnalls from Cardiff University, who devised a highly scientific formula in order to discover that January 24 was the most depressing day of the year. The equation, [W+(D-d)]xTQ MxNA, analyzes factors including the crappy weather (W), leftover debt from Xmas shopping (D), and the amount of time which has passed since you failed to quit a bad habit (Q). (BBC)