2.19.2008

WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU’RE PUNK’D BY SATAN



Just a few weeks ago the Polish Catholic Church announced plans to open its first exorcism center staffed with 50 working exorcists to deal with that country’s growing demographic of people who believe they are possessed by the devil. But it turns out the entire world might be infected, as the Roman Catholic Church has just announced a new initiative which will train hundreds of priests as exorcists in order to fight the rise of Satan’s army. According to Father Gabriele Amorth, the Pope's Exorcist-in-Chief, the increase of people dabbling with Satanism and the occult has led to a dramatic rise in demon possessions in every Catholic nation. "Thanks be to God that we have a Pope who has decided to fight the Devil head-on,” said the Father. “We are not very plentiful and certainly need more of us to cope with the big occult following that is emerging today.” (The Telegraph)

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