DUDE, WHERE’S MY PENIS?

Time for another curious tourist advisory: watch your dick if you’re traveling to Congo. Police have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers who are accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men’s penises. According to victims the wizards are able to make a man’s penis shrivel up or completely disappear with a simply touch. The extortion then begins with massive amounts of cash needed in order to get the cure. Police have detained all of the victims and alleged sorcerors in an effort to prevent the type of violence which spread in Ghana ten years ago, when 12 suspected penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs. (Reuters)