GREENWICH MEAN TIME ISN’T MEAN ENOUGH

Muslim scientists and clerics have decided that we should replace Greenwich Mean Time with Mecca Time because Mecca is the true center of the Earth. At a conference in Qatar titled “Mecca, the Centre of the Earth, Theory and Practice” geologists claimed that Mecca was in perfect alignment with the magnetic north pole and should be used as the baseline for our future system of time. Another presenter unveiled the invention of a Mecca watch, which rotates counter-clockwise and is designed to help Muslims determine the direction of Mecca from any point on the planet. (BBC)