AS LONG AS GOD STILL LOVES HUMANS THE BEST

Great news for all you sinners! There’s one less reason to go to hell now that the Vatican’s chief astronomer (who knew?) says it is okay to believe in alien life from other planets. In an interview published in the Vatican newspaper L’Osservatore Romano, the Reverend Jose Gabriel Funes admitted that a belief in extraterrestrials does not contradict faith in God. "How can we rule out that life may have developed elsewhere? It would still be part of creation," he explained, claiming that ruling out the existence of aliens would be like putting limits on God’s creative freedom.