FINALLY, A BANK THAT SPEAKS TO ME

Smashing every stereotype you’ve ever had about Germans, bankers, and German bankers, the head of a German bank has released advice to his customers to stop concerning themselves so much with the acquisition of money and begin having more sex and getting more sleep. James Montier, strategist for Dresdner Kleinwort Wasserstein, said “I thought it was time that I reminded people there was more to life than watching screens every day.” (Reuters)